Director: Shoot!
Orlando: I'll come back for you.
Me: When?
Orlando: I have to find Jack. As soon as i get the compass i will return for you
Me: *screames and points to the corner of the set* RAT!!!
Orlando: UGH!!!
Me: *jumps on a table* KILL IT ORLANDO!!!
Orlando: I'm not touching that thing!
(Johnny runs in swinging a bat aimlessly)
Johnny: I'LL GET IT!!!! i'LL KILL IT!!!
(rat scurries behind the jar of dirt)
Johnny: NOOO!! GET AWAY FROM THE DIRT!!!
(Johnny runs over and the rat scurries away)
Johnny: ORLANDO!!!! GET A VACCUM CLEANER!!!!
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: DO AS I SAY!!!
Orlando: *runs off set to get a vaccum cleaner*
Johnny: PEARL!!!! GET A HAIR DRIER!!!
Me: WHAT?? ARE YOU GOING TO VACCUM IT AND THEN GIVE IT A BATH?!?!?!?!
Johnny: UUHHH... it's part of tradition to bury the dead clean!
Me: So you are going to kill it after you vaccum it and bathe it??
Johnny: Nah, it'll have a heartattack in the vaccum.
(Orlando runs in with a huge vaccum cleaner with a hose)
Johnny: HAND IT OVER!!!
(johnny runs around chasing the rat, the set is falling apart as Johnny is knocking down everything.)
(there is a suction sound)
Johnny: I GOT IT!!!!
Director: *stares*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
