I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

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Director: Okay, act 9.....Shoot!

Orlando: The stars shine quite bright tonight.

Me: Nah, I've seen better

Director: CUT! Pearl, you're acting. Say your lines.

Me: I am saying MY lines.

Director: Your CHARACTER'S lines

Me: WHY CAN'T I BE MYSELF????

Orlando: (looks between directir and me)

Director: YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE!!!

Me: I LIKE MYSELF!!!

Director: If you say your lines, Orlando will kiss you.

Orlando: .......

Director: ......

Orlando:......crap.

                                                               

Director: Shoot

Orlando: The stars shine quite bright tonight.

Me: Yes, they do.

Orlando: You look beautiful.

Me: (blushes, but tries to contain myself)

Orlando: (leans over and kisses me)

Me: *faint*

Orlando: *catches me*

Director: CUT!!! WAKE HER UP!!!!!

Orlando: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!!???!! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!

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