Director: Okay, act 9.....Shoot!
Orlando: The stars shine quite bright tonight.
Me: Nah, I've seen better
Director: CUT! Pearl, you're acting. Say your lines.
Me: I am saying MY lines.
Director: Your CHARACTER'S lines
Me: WHY CAN'T I BE MYSELF????
Orlando: (looks between directir and me)
Director: YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Me: I LIKE MYSELF!!!
Director: If you say your lines, Orlando will kiss you.
Orlando: .......
Director: ......
Orlando:......crap.
Director: Shoot
Orlando: The stars shine quite bright tonight.
Me: Yes, they do.
Orlando: You look beautiful.
Me: (blushes, but tries to contain myself)
Orlando: (leans over and kisses me)
Me: *faint*
Orlando: *catches me*
Director: CUT!!! WAKE HER UP!!!!!
Orlando: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!!???!! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfic[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...