Once Upon a Flippin' World

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Director: Shoot!

Johnny and Orlando sword fight and Johnny pulls out a gun

Orlando: You cheated

Johnny: pir-

Me: *enters* *loudly states* There once was a flippin' world!

Johnny: -ate

Orlando: *stares at me*

Me: And in that flippin' world *smacks lips* there was a guy *smacks lips* and a gal *smacks lips* and the guy *smacks lips*  was Orlando *smacks lips* and the gal *smacks lips*was Pearl

Orlando: Oh great

Me: IM NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!!!!!!

Orlando: *sighs*

Me: And Orlando *smacks lips* fell in love *smacks lips* with Pearl *smacks lips*

Orlando: WHAT!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Johnny: Shh!!! Orlando I want to hear the rest of this!!!

Me: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!! AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!!! And *smacks lips* they get married

Orlando: *rolls eyes*

Me: *smacks lips* and they have eleven kids *smacks lips* and three or four more to come *rubs belly (which is flat)*

Orlando: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

Johnny: *cracks up laughing* *pats Orlando on the back* you really do have some rotten luck

Orlando: Heck yes!


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