Director: Shoot!
Orlando: *shooting some orcs*
Me: Orlando, guess what?
Orlando: ....
Director: PEARL!!!! QUIT RUINING ALL OF THE SCENES!!!!
Me: Well i just wanted to tell Orlando something
Orlando: What now?
Me: Im better at shooting a bow and arrow than you are
Orlando: sure you are *sarcasm*
Me: *smiles* I know i am
Orlando: Show me than
Me: Okay!
Orlando: Here *hands over his bow*
Me: You go first
Orlando: As you wish
Me: OMG!!! YOU JUST SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!
Orlando: no i didnt
Me: YES YOU DID!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE?!?!?!
Orlando: yes. Why does that have anything to do with....crap
Me: YOU LOVE ME!!!
Orlando: NO I DONT IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!
Me: NAH!!! YA LOVE ME!!!
Orlando: ....*Stares*
Me: Now we must have true love's kiss
Orlando: NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: *inches closer to Orlando*
Orlanod: *inches away* aren't we supposed to see who is better at shooting
Me:....oh yeah.. you go first
Orlando: Whew
Me: Ya see that tree over there?
Orlando: Yeah
Me: Shoot it in the middle, where that knot is
Orlando: KK *knocks his bow and shoots he gets a bullseye* *smirks at me* bete that
Me: Okay! *points to a tree behind it* ya see that tree
Orlando: Yeah
Me: Im gonna shoot into the hole
Orlando: You do realize that there are probably bees in there
Me: Your point?
Orlando: Uhhh *doubts that she will even make it* i guess its fine
Me: *knocks bow and starts to shoot, she shoots but accidentally shoots her foot* AAAAAHHHHH
Orlando: *stares in shock*
Me: *drops to the ground and clutches her foot which is bleeding*
Orlando: *pulls out cell phone and calls 911*
Operator: Hello
Orlando: YEAH.,,,,
Operator: *continues to talk* you have called 911
Orlando: I KNOW!!!! I NEED HELP!!!
Operator: *continues to talk* This means that you must have an emergancy
Orlando: WELL NO DUHH!!!!!!!!! I NEED HELP!!!!
Operator: This means that you need help
Orlando: THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING YOU DUMB OPERATOR!!!
Operator: This means that you want one of our people to come and help you
Orlando: YYYYEEEEESSSS!!!
Operator: Our men and women our here to protect you
Orlando: THAN SEND THEM!!!!!
Operator: We make sure that they are highy trained jsut for you
Orlando: I KNOW!!!!!!
Operator: Do you want to talk to one of our highly trained men and women?
Orlando: YEEESSSS!!!!
Operator: If not press 1
Orlando: *seething*
Operator: If you would like to speak to me stay on the line
Orlando: I DONT WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!!!
Operator: If you would like to speak with our highly trained men and women press 2
Orlando: *presses 2 multiple times*
Operator: Please wait as we send this call to our highly trained men and women
Orlando: HURRY UP!!!
Man's voice: Do you have an emergancy?
Orlando: YES!! MY FRIEND HAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HER FOOT!
Me: YOU CALLED ME YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!
Orlando: .....
Man's voice: Where is your location
Orlando: *says the location*
Man's voice: We will be there shortly
Orlando: *hangs up and waits*
*sirens are heard and they arrive*
Man gets out of ambulance and takes me away
Another man stays and questions Orlando
Man: how did she shoot her foot
Orlando: she said she was better at shooting a bow and arrow than i am
Man: where was she aiming
Orlando: *points to the hole in the tree*
Man: I can shoot that *picks up bow*
Orlando: uuuhhhh.. i wouldnt do that
Man: Im not gunna shoot my foot *shoots and the arrow enters the hole bees buzzing are heard*
Orlando: RUNNN!!!!
Bees emerge from the tree and swarm them
Orlando trips over a log and breaks his nose
the bees are catching up and there is still an ambulance. Orlando has an excuse to go into the ambulance because he has broken his nose and they drive off with the bees chaseing
Please note: I am not making fun of 911!!! i am just making fun of computer operators, i dont even know if 911 has a computer operator. Thankfully i have not had the need to call them! and Lord willing i wont have to ever call them!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
