Director: Shoot!
Me: *enters* EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!
Director: *rolls eyes*
Orlando: *sigh*
Johnny: Tell us love
Orlando: *to Johnny* Dont act interested, if we remane silent she might go away
Me: *glares at Orlando*
Orlando: *innocently* Oh Hey!!!
Me: *ignors Orlando* I know why Johnny likes dirt!!
Johnny: *not believing me* oh really
Me: Yes
Johnny: Now why do i like dirt?
Me: Well recently ot has been proven that there is healthy dirt!
Orlando: *sarcasm* NO!!!!
Me: Shut up Orlando
Orlando: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
Me: Orlando
Orlando:.....
Me: get a life
Orlando: well...
Me: as i was saying, before Orlando so rudely interrupted
Orlando: *sticks tongue out*
Me: Orlando, how old are you?
Orlando:.....37
Me: THAN QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU ARE THREE!!!!!
Johnny: Well he is an actor
Orlando: You are my best friend Johnny!
Johnny and Orlando: *"man" hug*
Me: Johnny stay out of this. Orlando, SHUT UP!!!
Orlando: Oh no you di'in't
Me: Orlando you are a 37 year old MALE, correct?
Orlando:....yeah?
Me: THAN QUIT ACTING LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Well he is an actor
Me: I SAID STAY OUT OF THIS JOHNNY!!!!!!! GO CUDDLE WITH YOUR JAR OF DIRT!!!!!!
Johnny: *in tears*
AllTimeLow_Rulez: *enters* It's okay Johnny, i'm here for you
*they both hug*
Me: Hey Orlando
Orlando: JUST DON'T!!!!
Me: But you owe me a hug party
Orlando: *rolls eyes and leaves*
Me: BUT I WANT MY HUG PARTY!!!!!!
Director: *passes out drunk*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
