Splinters, Hangnails, Precious, and Maggots

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Director: Shoot!

Orlando: You mean not to follow them

Me: Nah! Those hobbits need to learn to take care of themselves

Director: Pearl

Me: What

director: Shut Up

Director: Shoot!

Orlando: you mean not to follow them

Me: They wont come crawling back to me when they get a splinter in their foot

Director: PEARL

Me: They need to learn to fend for themselves

Director: PEARL

Director: Shoot!

Orlando: You mean not to follow them

Me: They wont come crawling back to me when they get a hangnail

ELi: *enters*

Me: I sm not taking car3e of your hangnail

Eli: Say wha

Me: You hobbits cant fend for yourselves

Eli: Dude, that is racist

'Orlando: *snickers*

Me: It is not. it is the truth

Eli: Since when have i come to you when i got a hangnail?

Me: uh... you thought about it

Eli: did not

Me: did too

Eli: did not

Me: did too

Billy: *enters* Pearl, i have a hangnail

'Me: *stares at Eli* I told you

Eli: well, its just billy

Billy: Did you just say :just billy: are you saying that i am inferior?!?!?!

Eli: uhhh...no but now that you bring it up

Billy: You didnt

Eli: just did

Billy: Oh it is on Eli! It is on!

Eli: Bring it

Billy: Bring what

Smeagol: *enters* he wants the precious! The thief! The filthy little Thief

Eli:.....I dont want the precious

Smeagol: Master lies

Sean Astin: *enters in time to see Smeagol jump on Eli* GET OFF HIM YOU FILTHY MAGGOT!!!

Billy: *cheering Smeagol on*

Sean Astin: *attacks Smeagol*

Oralndo:*stars*

Me: *stares*

Director: *passed out on the ground from eating too much lembas*

Orlando: *glances at filmer whoo is grinning evilly* You posint this also?

Filmer: OH YEAH!!!!!

Just so ya know billy is the actor of Pippin, Sean Astin is the actor of Sam

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