Director: Shoot!
Johnny: *comes in with a half empty (and yes i am negative) bottle of rum in his hand singing opera*
Director: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Me: *stares* I told you those were foul drinks
Director: He is just singing
Me: *stares* ...awfully
Johnny: *stops abruptly* DID YOU JUST SAY THAT MY SINGING WAS AWEFUL?!?!?!?!
Orlando: ....screwed!
Me: *gives Orlando the death stare* *glanced at Johnny* Yes, i did
Johnny: *offended expression which then turns to a disappointed frown* I thought we were friends
Me: Uhhhh.... well....
Johnny: *stares*
Me: *smiles innocently*
Johnny: Your judging me.
Me: Who me? NAW!!!
Johnny: I am going to go cry now! Orlando, where is my jar of dirt?
Orlando: Uhhhh
Johnny: WHERE IS IT?!? I NEED A COMFORTING FACE!!!
Orlando: Do jars even have faces?
Johnny: Mine does
Me: I'm sure it is a face to look at
Johnny: Oh it is
Me: That wasn't a complement!
Johnny: OH IT IS ON GIRL!!!!
Orlando: *stares at the two who are hurtling insults ar each other* Director?
Director: *Stares*
Orlando: I um,,, i uhh.... i just remembered that i have an appointment that i have to be at right now
Director: Your manager said that you were free
Orlando: uuuhhhh.... well *looks at Johnny and me who are now throwing random props at one another* i gotta go! NOW! *runs out of the room*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
