Director: Shoot!
Orlando: Give me the compass
Johnny: You must help me find this
Orlando: A key??
Abbie: I TOOK CARE OF YOUR DIRT!!!!!!
Johnny: My dirt???
Director: CUT!!!!! ABBIE QUIT INTERRUPTING THE SCENE!!!
Johnny: Wait.... I want my dirt.
Orlando: *rolls his eyes*
Johnny: *looks at Abbie* Where is my dirt?
Abbie:....I dumped it onto a rose bush.
Johnny: WHAT??????
Orlando:.....oh snap
Johnny: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY PRECIOUS DIRT??!?!?!
Orlando: ....wait are we talking Smeagol now?
Johnny: Huh?
Orlando: you called your dirt "My precious."
Johnny: UUUUGGGGGHHHH
Orlando: .....
Johnny: I must retreive my dirt. *runs off set*
Director: *stares*
Abbie: You told me to get rid of his dirt. It's not myy falt he's upset.
Johnny's voice: UPSET???? IM NOT UPSET!!!! IM MAAADDD!!!!!
Abiie: By the way, Mr. Director, your insensitive
Director: *stares* ABBIE!!!!
Abbie: What?
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
