Director: Shoot!
Orlando: you cheated
Johnny: Pirate
My voice: YEE HAW *comes in riding a donkey as if it were a bull*
Johnny: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Me: *rides the donkey in circles around the set*
Director: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT A-DONKEY!!!
Me: *yells while riding in circles* I went to the zoo!
Orlando: .....you didnt....
Me: *smiles mischeviously*
Orlando: DANG! THAT GURL DOG GON AND STOLE A DONKEY!!!
Director: why doesnt that surprise me?
Johnny: Eh, Lass did you bring one for me too?
Me: Uhhh...they ran out.
Orlando: They ran out?
Me: Literally. They ran when they saw me...a ll except for Joe here
Orlando: OMG THERE ARE WILD ANIMALS RUNNING FREE IN l L.A.
Johnny: Well ima going to go out there and get meself an elephant *starts to the door*
(there is a crashing sound. Joe had ran into the counter where the jar of dirt had been placed and it now crashed to the floor)
Johnny: MY DIRT!!!! DARN THAT DONKEY!!!!! *runs after the donkey which is continueing to run in circles* DARN YOU!!! INJURING MY DIRT!!!!
Orlando: *stares*
Filmer: I am totally posting this on youtube
Orlando: *glares at the filmer*
Filmer: *smiles back mischeviously*
(there is a huge crashing sound and the set collapses)
Director: DANG IT!!!
Johnny: No! MY DIRT IS SCATTERED!!!!
Later
(set is back up)
Director: Shoot!
Me: *comes in riding a pig*
Orlando: What the....
Johnny: Tell me you brought me one too.
Me: Nah
Johnny: *glares angerly*
Director:PEARL WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS DARN SCENE!!!!!
Me: *rides the pig around the set. the pig findes the dirt, now in a neat pile. I fall into the dirt and the pig rolls around in it and then rolls on me*
Johnny: GET AWAY FROM MY DIRT!!!!!
Me: Well i see taht you care about me.
Johnny: MY POOR DIRT!!!
Orlando: We're not filming this too are we?
Filmer: *stares into the camera* this is priceless.
Orlando: *sigh*
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