Director: Shoot!
Orc: We ain't had nothing but magety bread for three stinkin days!
Me: Well i told you top bring the Lembas, cause it doesn't rot but noooo you HAD to bring the white bread! AMERICAN FOOD NEVER LASTS!!!!!
Orc: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Orlando: oh boy
Me: .....Well i guess McDonalds lasts, but...THERE IS SOMTHING WRONG WITH THAT FOOD!!!!! YOU KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS GETTING CANCER?!?!?!?!?!?!? I BET THOSE MCDONALD CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE RADIOACTIVE!!!!!!!!
Orc: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Orlando....Someone help me
Me: NOT TO MENTION THE FRIES!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SODIUM IS ON THOSE!!!! AMERICANS ARE ALWAYS GETTING HEART ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!! IT IS MCDONALD'S FAULT FOR AMERICA'S ILLNESSES!!!!!!
Orc: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Orlando: ...you need help
Me: I KNOW!!!! MY COUNTRY NEEDS HELP!!!! ORLANDO, TALK TO YOUR DADDY ABOUT THE IMPORTATION OF LEMBAS AND VEGGIES!!!!!!
Orlando: ...uuhhh
Me: YOU HEARD ME!!!! CHOP ! CHOP! GO TO THRANDUIL!!!! GO ON!!!!!
Orlando: *stares* I, uh, um, uh.
ME: GO!!!! AMERICA IS FADING!!!!!
Orlando: ....
Me: SCRAM!!!!!!
Orlando: .....
Me: GO!!! GET YOUR LITTLE PONY AND RIDE TO MIRKWOOD!!!!!
Orlando:....
Me: AND DON'T BREAK A RIB THIS TIME!!!!
Orlando:......well
Me: GO NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!
Orlando:..What? ARe you going all Smeagol on me?
Me: YES!!!! THE INNER SMEAGOL WILL COME OUT IF YOU DONT GO!!!!!!
Orlando: ....okay, im going. *lumbers to door*
Me: HURRY!!!
Orlando: okay, okay..sheesh!
This next part has been added by @sparkly_shadowhunter
Orlano: *doesn't move any faster*
Me: I SAID HURRY!!!!!!!
Orlando: don't rush perfection
Orc: I wouldn't call that perfection...
Me: *death stares orc....attacks orc*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
