Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Who makes these?
Orlando: I do and i....
Me: *enters and starts spitting everywhere*
Johnny: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Me: Johnny! Can you help me?
Johnny: uh.....with what?
Me: I am trying to perfect the spit ball
Orlando: Oh Please! Someone help me *lifts eyes heavenward*
Me: *glares at him*
Johnny: Um...why do you want to perfect the spit ball?
Me: Becuz i'm cool like that.
Orlando: *coughing fit*
Me: ESCUSE ME ORLANDO!!!!!
Orlando: *stares*
Me: I AM COOL AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!! AND I AM GONNA BE EVEN COOLER ONCE I MASTER THE SPIT BALL!!!!!!
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: *stares*
Director: *stares and leaves the room ,completely fet up that they cant get the darn scene done*
Me: Now are you going to help me or not?
Johnny: *walks towards the door*
Me: OH NO YOU DONT!!! GET BACK HERE YOU SCALLYWAG!!!!!!!!
Johnny:... *continues towards the door*
Me: Fine! Spits on his dirt.
Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT GEORGIE!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: YOU WERE IGNORING ME!!!!!!!
Johnny: THAT STILL LEAVES YOU NO RIGHT TO THROW SPIT BALLS AT GEORGIE!!!!!!
Me: WELL THEY ARE NOT SPIT BALLS!!!!
Johnny: OH REALLY WHAT WAS IT THEN!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Me: A SPIT BLOB!!!!! I HAVE NOT MASTERED THE SPIT BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: WELL PLEASE DO NOT DRAG GEORIGE INTO THIS!!! WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?
Me: she came into existance
Orlando: oh you are dead,
Johnny: HOW DARE YOU!!!!! *starts letting out a stream of curses at me*
Me: *stares in shock*
Orlando: you should have known better, Pearl.
Me: ...............................................................
Johnny: *@$&# (&(@*# @(*#* (@&#( (@*# &(#FFFFF )(*@)*# DD (@(#& F( @(#&$(&D D(& K (&(CK&(@(&#F(&@(#*$&
Me: ..................................................................................................
Orlando: JOHNNY QUIT IT WITH THE F BOMB!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: @)#*$#N )#Q*$% )@#$* )#$%*# $)* FFFF)* )*)*
)*F)*)F*)*F
Orlando: JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Johnny:......................................
Orlando: Calm down, Pearl didnt mean it. Isnt that right Pearl?
Me: *stares at him* No, I meant it.
Johnny: @#%#@%@FF @#@#$F @#$@#CK @#$@#$ F@#$CK @#$%@D @#($& D @
#(*$#FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF@*#$)#*$%CKCKCKCKK
Orlando: well, Pearl, do you enjoy getting the F bomb thrown at you?
Me: No, but i dont believe that lying is the right thing to do.
Orlando: ...................................
Me: What?
Orlando: You know what, i cannot deal with all of these profanities! I am leaving!
Me: NO! NO! NO! ORLANDO DONT LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: THAN GET HIM TO STOP!!!!!!
Me: JOHNNY STOP IT!!!
Johnny: ..............
Me: NOW TEACH ME HOW TO MASTER THE SPIT BALLL!!!!
Johnny: WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?!?!? YOU WILL PROBABLY SPIT AT MY WIFE! *goes back to the profanities*
Orlando: .....you seriously thought that was going to work....
Me: well, i thought it might...
Orlando: WEll it didnt! Im leaving!
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TEACH ME HOW TO SPIT BALLL!!! THEN I CAN SPIT AT JOHNNY AND HE WILL STOP!!!!!
Orlando: I WILL NOT TEACH YOU HOW TO MASTER THE SPIT BALL!!! GO ASK A CAMEL!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *grins evilly*
@RandomRanch and @gothic_shadowhunter and @alltimelow_forever willl get the part with the camel. If you want to know what the camel means just message me, and i will concider telling you! :) Again thank you for all of your votes! :)
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