Director: Shoot!
Orlando: No heroes among theives, eh
Me: *comes in with a book tucked under my arm* Orlando, do you like to read?
Orlando: uhhh...
Director: CUUT!!! HANNAH!!!
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: No heroes among theives, eh?
Me: Orlando, you didnt answer my question. Do you like books?
Orlando: Ya know what? No, I dont/
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Orlando:.....
Me: HOW DARE YOU INDULT MY DEARLY BELOVED?!?!?!?!
Johnny: I thought Orlando was your dearly beloved
Orlando: *excited expression* Wait.... do you not love me anymore?!?!?!
Me: No i still love you.... your not getting off the hook that easily
Orlando: OH MAN!!!
Johnny: I feel for ya bro. I feel for ya.
Me: Anyway... YOU R GETTING OFF THE TOPIC ORLANDO!!!!
Orlando: *looks over at Johnny* help me!
Me: OH NO YOU DONT!!! YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR TRANSGRESSION!!!
Orlando: .....
Me:WHY DONT YOU LIKE TO READ!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: uhhh
Me: ANSWER ME!!!
Orlando: uuhhh
Me: *face just centimeters away from his, im trying to intimidate hime. i fail because i end up getting lightheaded being so close. I peck him on the lips and pass out crumbling at his feet.*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
