*Orlando and I are trying to act but the screaming is waaay too loud*
Director: I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE SCREAM I'M GOING TO LOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
An extremely loud piercing scream is heard
Director: AAAASLD;JGLAJGKLHARGKHAORGHALSDJGKLSFHG *breaks out in profanities*
Orlando: *eyes widen* DIRECTOR STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD OF PROFANITIES
Me: *raises an eyebrow* Orlando, you are 37 years old.
Orlando: Your point?
Me: I think it is about time you get put into the real world where people drop the F bomb every second.
Orlando: -_-
Me: Just saying
Director: *continues to curse* *yells at the camera man* GET ME 40 BOTTLES OF VODKA
Camera Man (CM): .................
Director: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????
CM: *Still doesnt move*
Director: GET ME VODKA...................NNNOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM: I dont think you need it.
Director: HOW DARE YOU DEFY Me MY MUCH NEEDED ALCOHOL!!!!!
CM: You need to learn to live with life's problems and not drink them away.
Me: *starts clappin* AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!
Orlando: the words of wisdom from the lowest of lows.
CM: YO BRO? YOU CALLEN ME LOWER DAN YOU?????
Me: *clapping ceases*
Orlando: *frantic* No, no, no,
CM: DAN WHY YOU SAY DAT??????????????????????????????????????
Orlando: It is a popular saying!
Me: Really? I've never heard of it.
Orlando: *glowers at me* Not. Help. Ing.
Me: *cowers down in fear*
CM: ITS ON BRO! ITS ON BRO!
Director: JUST GET ME A VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM: *kicks him in the head*
Director: *passes out*
Me: *stares astonished*
CM: *grabs Orli by the arm* YOU WANNA GO BRUH YOU WANNA GO?????????????
Orlando: *nervous* Go where?
CM: TO MCDONALDS!!!!!
Orlando: No, Im on a diet
CM: TTTOOOO BAADDD!!!! *shoves him out of the room*
Me: WAIT!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!?!?!?
CM: come and see, Precious
Gollum: *tears through the set* YOU HAD THE PRECIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CM: NO!!! GO BACK TO THE MINES OF MORIA!!!!
Gollum: *sobs* all we want is a friend.....and the Precious GOLLUM GOLLUM!!! *leaves*
Me: *follows CM through the building towards the back entrance*
*the screaming is getting louder by the second*
Me: uh-oh
CM: *shoves Orlando out of the door, slams it shut behind him and locks it* *cackles evilly*
*screaming intensifies by 10000000000000000000000000000000000 *
Me: *gulps* where did you take him?
CM: Into a mob of the most devoted Orlando Bloom fanatics. >:)
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfic[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
