Hey everyone, I am SOOOOO sorry about this REALLY late update! I have been really busy and have not been having any good ideas but i have one today!!!!!!!!! ENJOY! :)
Orlando and Johnny (who is wearing his boxers for some unknown reason) sitting on a couch backstage eating borritoes SHOUT OUT TO @_RANDOMRANCH_
Orlando: Johnny, i have been wondering....
Johnny: how i came about such a sexy jar of dirt? *holds up his dirt and grins*
Orlando:..........no, that was not what i was wondering
Johnny: Oh, it must be that you are wondering how to do this fabulous hairstyle *runs his fingers through his dreadlocks* Well, i'm sorry but you cant wear this style! I am the only one who can pull it off.
Orlando: That was not what i was wondering.....i dont even like your hair style....its too.....1987
Johnny: Well........
Orlando: As i was saying
Johnny: Then it must be that you are wondering how i came about with these be-a-u-ti-ful beads. *fingers his beads* I got em at Goodwill (a thrift shop)
Orlando: JOHNNY WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH!!!!!
Johnny: Was that not it?
Orlando: No! That was not it!
Johnny: Oh, I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!
Orlando: *rolls eyes*
Johnny: It must be that you are wondering where i got my tattoo done *takes off his shirt revealing a tattoo on his back* SEXY AINT IT!!!????!!!!????
Orlando: *stares* uhhhhhhhhhh
Johnny: You just cant get enough can ya?
Orlando: YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!?!? PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!!!!
Johnny: Do you not think that i have a sexy back?
Orlando: NO YOU DO NOT HAVE A SEXY BACK!!!!!!!
Johnny: Well......my fangirls think i do
Orlando: They probably think you have sexy feet.
Johnny: I DO!!!! *removes shoes and holds his foot up*
Orlando: *inches away* Please! Put your shoes back on!!!!!!
Johnny: too sexy for your eyes?
Orlando: JUST QUIT IT!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Fine....as you were saying?
Orlando: *rolls eyes but continues* As i was saying, i have been wondering if you have noticed that Pearl is actually acting......sane.
Johnny: *puts on serious face* yes....i have noticed.
Orlando: It is starting to scare me. I feel like she is plotting something.
Johnny: Well I dunno,i found her putting some fertalizer into my dirt, which is very kind of her.
Orlando: *rolls eyes*
Johnny: Hey, dont judge
Orlando: *sigh* well i am still concerned
Johnny: Dont be! I think she is finally coming around! THERE IS HOPE FOR HER YET!!!!!!!
Me: *enteres and sees Johnny without his shoes and his shirt and wearing his plaid boxers* Uhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Johnny: *looks at Orlando* See Orli? She just can't take her eyes of my sexiness.
Orlando: ...........
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