Orlando: *stares*
Me: *stares*
Gollum: *sings* Johnny in tummy - so nice and yummy-so juicy sweeeet! -now we needs- to feeds on Orlando- so juicy sweeet!
Orlando: Call the Doctor
Me: Don't you remember? Gollum frodoing ate him!
Gollum: Oh soooo satisfactory.
Orlando: No, we need a surgeon type of doctor... you know...to cut him open....get our friends out...
Me: AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND A SURGEON IN TIME TO SAVE THEM???
Billy (Pippin): *enters the room with a pair of scissors* DID SOMEONE SAY THEY NEED A SURGEON???
Orlando: OOOOOHHH NOOO!!!!!
Me: YES!!!!!!!! YES!! *runs up to Billy* YOU ARE OUR SAVIOR!!!
Billy: *winks* I know, honey. I know. *saunters over to Gollum who continues to hum happily* Ah, what an interesting specimen.
Me: Do you think you can do it?
Billy: My dear, *winks again* I can do many things.
Orlando: *faceplaming repeatedly*
Billy: This will be a breeze for me
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
