Me: *went to my room* *pulls out my phone* *calls Orlando*
Orlando: SAAAVVVEE MEEE!!!!!
Me: Stay Calm, Orlando. It is going to be alright!
Orlando: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SHE IS KISSING UP MY LEG!!!!!
Me: WWWHAAATTTT????????
Orlando: PLEASE DONT SCREAM INTO THAT EAR!!!
Me: WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?!?!?!?!???!? YOU ARE IN A ROOM OF SCREAMING GIRLS ANYWAY!!!
Orlando: *no response, only screams are coming through*
Me: ORLANDO?!?!?!?!?!
Orlando: I WAS KICKING THE GIRL OFF OF MY LEG!!!!
Me: HOW BAD IS IT BESIDES GIRLS KISSING UP YOUR LEG????
Orlando: DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW THIS???
Me: *thinks of all theses really perverted things* NO!!!!
Orlando: GOOD!! I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN!!!!!
*loud scream is heard*
Me: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Orlando: THAT WAS A GIRL GIVING MY A HICKY!!!!
Me: I HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE!!!!
Orlando: ...............MY BATTERY----GOING OU---
*line is beeping*
Me: ORLANDO!!!!
*still beeping*
Me: *screams bloody murder* ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *hangs up* Guess, I will have to devise a plan with someone else.....
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
