Me: ORLANDO I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: I WILL NOT MARRY YOU!!!!!!
Me: That wasn't my question.
Johnny: *sitting on sofa while stroking his dirt* Shocker
Me: *glares at him* *decides to ignore him* *looks back at Orlando* Anyway, Orlando, i have a question.
Orlando: *sighs* What?
Me: Well, i was wondering what is your acting chemistry?
Orlando: *confused* What?
Me: Alright, what do you think about while saying your lines? What do you focus on while acting?
Johnny: Well, you act also, wouldn't you know this?
Orlando: Johnny, she doesn't say her lines, remember.
Johnny: Oh right!
Me: *glares at them*
Orlando: *smiles*
Me: *swoons*
Orlando: What? Can i not even smile without you swooning?
Me: Sorry, im alright! Keep smiling!
Orlando: *frowns*
Me: *swoons*
Johnny: *rolls eyes* Orlando, it doesn't matter what you do, she always swoons.
Me: *glares at him*
Johnny: And apparently no matter what i do, she always glares.
Me: Anyway, Orlando, what do you think about?
Orlando:..well...
Johnny: *interrupts him* It is at a very intense moment of the movie, Orlando is fighting a creature and got severely injured *dramatic pause*
Orlando: *rolls eyes*
Johnny: And you know what he is thinking?
Me: *shakes head* What?
Johnny: "How do i look attractive at this moment?"
Orlando: *sighs*
Johnny: And that is Orlando's acting chemistry
Me: Well, he definitly mastered it.
Orlando: *facepalms*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfic[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
