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Orlando: *watches as Johnny adds Miracle Grow to his jar of dirt*

Johnny: there you are Georgie.  *kisses the jar*

Orlando: ........why?

Johnny: Well Georgie and i are trying to have kids.

Orlando: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!! THIS MAN IS A LUNATIC!!!!!!!

Johnny:.............you just don't understand

Orlando: I am glad i don't understand. If i did i would go straight to a councelor. I would know, unlike you, that i needed help.

Johnny: *stares*

Orlando:*stares*

*my scream interrupts the staredown* 

My voice: ORLANDO!!!! ORLANDO!!!! ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orlando: Oh no! HIDE ME JOHNNY!!!!

Johnny: I ain't hiding you. Your a dirt hater! I bet you liter!

Orlando: I do not

Johnny: I am sure you do! YOU WANT GEORGIE TO DIE!!!!!

Orlando: I never said that! 

Johnny: *nose flares in frustration* YOU DO TOO LITER!!!! YOU WANT TO POISON EVERY GRAIN OF DIRT THAT IS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!

Orlando: I.. *interrupted by me*

Me: *enters screaming* AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! ORLANDO GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Director: *enters behind me looking extremely tired*

Orlando: *attempts to hide behind Johnny*

Johnny: *side steps* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRT KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orlando: what a friend you are

Johnny: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOU HATE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!

Orlando: Your wife?!?!?!

Me: You guys got married? WHY WASN"T I INVITED?!?!?!??!?!?!!?

Orlando: *facepalms*

Johnny: *ignors me* DIRECTOR!!!!!!! ORLANDO IS HATING ON MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Director: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOODY DIRT!!!!!!!!!

Johnny: *offended* WELL....... *sits in a corner with his dirt* It is okay Georgie *starts making out with the dirt* 

Orlando: *stares*

Me: *Stares*

director: *Stares*

Johnny: *notices* What? We are married.

Orlando: *facepalms*

Director: *facepalms*

Me: ANYWAY!!!!!!!! ORLANDO GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Orlando: I don't want to know!

Me: OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orlando:.....

Me: THE DIRECTOR JUST SAID THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A MAKE OUT SCENE IN THE FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orlando: *looks at the director, concerned*

Director: *nods*

Orlando: No! No! IT CANT BE!!!!! NO!! NO! NO! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *smiles* Hey Orlando!

Orlando: *is on the floor groaning*

Me: We should practice so that we don't mess up!

Orlando: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME DIRECTOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Director: *shrugs*

Me: Come on Orlando let's go get to practicing!!!!

ORlanbdo: NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS TORTUROUS GIRL!!!!

Me: I am not torturous! I am just trying to practice for the scene! I am studying! You always tell me to study the scene!

Orlando: NO!!!! NOT THIS TIME!!!! PLEEEAASSSEE!!!!

Me: But for once i want to study!

Orlando: FOR ONCE I DONT!!!!

Johnny: Orlando, you need to be a good example

Orlando: I HATE YOU JOHNNY!!!!!!

Johnny: *offended* welll

Orlando: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!!!!>????!?!?!?!?!?!

Johnny: NOT YOURS!!!! DIRT HATER!!!!!!!!

Me: COME ON ORLANDO I WANT TO STUDY WITH YOU!!!!!!

Johnnny: *laughs evilly over Orlando's rotten luck* 

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