Orlando: *watches as Johnny adds Miracle Grow to his jar of dirt*
Johnny: there you are Georgie. *kisses the jar*
Orlando: ........why?
Johnny: Well Georgie and i are trying to have kids.
Orlando: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!! THIS MAN IS A LUNATIC!!!!!!!
Johnny:.............you just don't understand
Orlando: I am glad i don't understand. If i did i would go straight to a councelor. I would know, unlike you, that i needed help.
Johnny: *stares*
Orlando:*stares*
*my scream interrupts the staredown*
My voice: ORLANDO!!!! ORLANDO!!!! ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: Oh no! HIDE ME JOHNNY!!!!
Johnny: I ain't hiding you. Your a dirt hater! I bet you liter!
Orlando: I do not
Johnny: I am sure you do! YOU WANT GEORGIE TO DIE!!!!!
Orlando: I never said that!
Johnny: *nose flares in frustration* YOU DO TOO LITER!!!! YOU WANT TO POISON EVERY GRAIN OF DIRT THAT IS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!
Orlando: I.. *interrupted by me*
Me: *enters screaming* AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! ORLANDO GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Director: *enters behind me looking extremely tired*
Orlando: *attempts to hide behind Johnny*
Johnny: *side steps* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRT KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: what a friend you are
Johnny: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOU HATE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!
Orlando: Your wife?!?!?!
Me: You guys got married? WHY WASN"T I INVITED?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
Orlando: *facepalms*
Johnny: *ignors me* DIRECTOR!!!!!!! ORLANDO IS HATING ON MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOODY DIRT!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: *offended* WELL....... *sits in a corner with his dirt* It is okay Georgie *starts making out with the dirt*
Orlando: *stares*
Me: *Stares*
director: *Stares*
Johnny: *notices* What? We are married.
Orlando: *facepalms*
Director: *facepalms*
Me: ANYWAY!!!!!!!! ORLANDO GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: I don't want to know!
Me: OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando:.....
Me: THE DIRECTOR JUST SAID THAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A MAKE OUT SCENE IN THE FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: *looks at the director, concerned*
Director: *nods*
Orlando: No! No! IT CANT BE!!!!! NO!! NO! NO! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *smiles* Hey Orlando!
Orlando: *is on the floor groaning*
Me: We should practice so that we don't mess up!
Orlando: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME DIRECTOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Director: *shrugs*
Me: Come on Orlando let's go get to practicing!!!!
ORlanbdo: NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS TORTUROUS GIRL!!!!
Me: I am not torturous! I am just trying to practice for the scene! I am studying! You always tell me to study the scene!
Orlando: NO!!!! NOT THIS TIME!!!! PLEEEAASSSEE!!!!
Me: But for once i want to study!
Orlando: FOR ONCE I DONT!!!!
Johnny: Orlando, you need to be a good example
Orlando: I HATE YOU JOHNNY!!!!!!
Johnny: *offended* welll
Orlando: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!!!!>????!?!?!?!?!?!
Johnny: NOT YOURS!!!! DIRT HATER!!!!!!!!
Me: COME ON ORLANDO I WANT TO STUDY WITH YOU!!!!!!
Johnnny: *laughs evilly over Orlando's rotten luck*
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