Backstage
Orlando: You know what i dont understand
Johnny: Hmm?
Orlando: Why the director does not kick Pearl out. How did she end up in this movie anyway?
Me: *enters* Excuse me, Orlando, but i am a well known actress. People enjoy me.
Orlando:.....sure *sarcasm*
Me: People Love me! *swings arms back dramatically and hits Johnny in the face*
Johnny: WHAT THE FRODO PEARL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: oops
Orlando:.....yeah.....I can tell that people love you *sarcasm*
Me: *glares*
Johnny: *rubs his face* You're such an idiot. Watch where your extremities are going! BE MINDFUL!!!!
Me:.....sorry
Orlando: I think most people think you are an idiot, like Johnny over there.
Me: Well that is just Johnny. He doesn't count!
Johnny: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Your excused
Johnny: I DO COUNT!!! I AM AMAZING!!!!! PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE UNIVERSE ADMIRE ME!!!!!!!
Me:.............................they love me more
Johnny: I have acted in over 10 movies
Orlando: Hey... me too, bro!
Johnny: *stares* I do believe that i am loved more than you
Orlando:....
Johnny: And i do believe that you are not in this conversation
Orlando:......
Me: GUESS WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED WHEN I WAS YOUNG!!!!!
Johnny: Tying your shoes
Me: *stares* Yes, but i also STARED IN BARNEY!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: *Stares*
Orlando: So that explains the weird behavior*
Me:..............................
Orlando: but.... I BEET YOU!!! I WAS THE CALCIUM KID!!!!!!
Johnny: Like that is a great achievement........
Orlando: Who's side are you one?!?!?!
Johnny: My own
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: *shrugs*
Director: *enters*
Me: DIRECTOR!!!! TELL THESE FOOLS THAT I AM A LOVED ACTRESS!!!!!!
Director: *coughing fit*
Johnny: I dont think he agrees
Me: I HATE YOU!!!!!!
Johnny: No, everyone loves Johnny Depp!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfic[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
