Crabwalkin'

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  • Dedicated to My friend Christian who showed me what crabwalkin was
                                    

Me and AllTimeLow_Rulez were on a bus coming back from a field trip to sight and sound and were really bored so we decided to write this together! ENJOY!!! :)

Director: Shoot!

Orlando: He's gone mad!

Gibbs: *nods*

Johnny: *enters crabwalking and carrying the jar of dirt on his belly* I got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it?

Director: CUT!!! JOHNNY GET ON YOUR FEET!!!

Johnny: I am on my feet....and my hands

Orlando: Oh my gosh. I do not know this man!

Me: *enters crab walking* HEEEEEEEYYYYY

Johnny: HEEEEEEEYYYY

Director: JOHNNY! GET ON YOUR FEET YOU ARE SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE ON PEARL!!!!!

Me: Actually i set the bad example on him

Abbie: *enters crabwalking* HEEEEEYY

Johnny: HEEEEEYYY

Me: HEEEEYYY

Director: *passes out drunk*

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