Brooke: *standing by the door with a sledgehammer* This is gonna be fun
Me: *at the cd player* *sets all the speakers on maximum* *stuffs wax in ears* *tosses some to Brooke*
Brooke: *stuffs wax in her ears*
Me: *does not hear any screaming* *presses the play button to both the players* *cant here anything.* *feels the vibrations in the walls and in the floor*
Brooke: IT IS WORKING!!!
Me: *cant here her* *gestures to the door*
Brooke: *opens it and charges out*
Me: *runs out after her*
*sees fangirls crumpling on the ground with their hands pressed up against their ears* *their expressions are that of agony*
Brooke: *attacks the few that are dancing* *hits them over the head with the sledgehammer*
The fangirls collapse on the ground
Me: *spots Orlando*
Orlando: *dying* *covered with lipstick*
Me: COME ON ORLANDO!!!! *drags him to his feet and drags him inside the door* *plops him on the ground* Stay there!
Orlando: I'm not going anywhere!!!! JUST TURN OF THAT BLOODY MUSIC!!!
Me: *gestures to ears, showing that I cant hear him*
Orlando: Of course....she didnt bring me any wax
Me: *goes back to get Brooke*
Brooke: *stabbing a girl in the gut with the sledgehammer and cackling evilly*
Me: *grabs her from behind*
Brooke: *starts attacking me*
Me: IT IS ME!!!!
Brooke: *still attacks me*
Me: BROOKE QUIT IT!!!
Brooke: *finally realizes it is me* *calms down and runs back with me....after kicking the fangirl once more*
Once back in the building we slam the door and turn off the music
Brooke: WE DID IT!!! YESH!!!
Me: *sits next to Orlando* you okay?
Orlando: DO I LOOK OKAY?:!??!?!?!
Me: GOSH ORLANDO!! STOP BEING SUCH A GRUMP!! WE JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!!!
Orlando:...okay, you are right. Thank you!
Me: Your welcome!
Brooke: Can I get my reward now!
Me: *mouths at her* NO!!!!
Brooke: I'm guessing that was a yes
Me: NO!!! IT WAS NOT!!
Brooke: WHEN CAN I GET MY REWARD!!!
Me: WHEN ORLANDO IS FEELING BETTER!
Orlando: *gulps* what is this reward?
Me: Oh nothing!
Orlando: *glares at me* What is it?
Me: *coughs uneasily* you wouldnt mind giving a kiss out?
Orlando: I wouldn't mind kissing you
Me: *blushes*
Brooke: *glares at us*
Orlando: *moves closer to me*
Brooke: NOOO!!!! *barges in and grabs Orlando's face* *plants a sloppy kiss on his lips*
Orlando: -_-
Brooke: OOOOHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Me: -_-
Orlando: Dejavu
Me: *glares at him*
Orlando: *smirks at me*
Me: Thanks
Orlando:YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU NEVER DId THAT!!
Brooke: YEAH!!!
Me: Seriously Orlando? you are standing up for Brooke?
Orlando: .........................................no, im not. Im just saying that you did the same thing
Me: thus standing up for her
Orlando: I give up in life!
Brooke: I dont blame you! You have to act with Pearl!
Me: *glares at Brooke* I hate you
Brooke: I know!!!!! :D
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfic[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
