Director: Shoot!
Orlando: A good man a good pi--- Dang it! Sorry, I don't know why i started saying Johnny's line
Johnny: YEAH!! DONT YOU GO STEALING MY LINES!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN LIKE DIRT!!!!!!!
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: IF YOU LIKED DIRT I WOULDNT BE SO OFFENDED! BUT YOU HAT DIRT AND THEN YOU GO AND START STEALING MY LINES!!!!!
Director: GUYS! QUIT IT! Re-run! Shoot!
Orlando: That is not true.....crap, line?
Johnny: *stares* Well, well, well, look who is unprepared.
Director: *sighs* Orlando, get it together. "That is not true. He was a merchant sailor, a good respectable man, who obeyed the law." Re- run! Shoot!
Orlando: That is not true. He was a good respectable man....who...uhhhhh....line?
Johnny: *faceplams* Who taught this boy to act?
Orlando:.........
Director: Orlando, I'm seriously starting to worry.
Me: *enters* IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF OUR DAYS!!!!! HAKUNA MATATAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Orlando: *starse*
Johnny: *Stares*
Director: *stares*
Me: ITS OUR PROBLEM FREE!!! PHILOSOPHY!!!! HAKUNA MATATA!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando:.....
Johnny:......
Director: *facepalms*
Me: CONGA LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs on to Johnny's shoulders* CONGA!!!!!
Johnny: *starts congaing* HAKUNA
Me: MATATA
Johnny: HAKUNA
Me: MATATA!!!! *notices Orlando who is just standing in a corner* ORLANDO GET IN HERE NOW!!!!!!
Orlando: ......no
Johnny: COME ON!!! QUIT BEING A SOUR PUSS!!!!!!
Orlando: NO WAY!!!!
Me: COME ON!!!!! *conga lines with Johnny over to Orlando* *whispers up to his face* Hakuna
Orlando:........
Me: *shoves him slightly* Ya know ya wanna!
Orlando: ......
Me: Ya know ya wanna "matata"
Orlando:.........
Johnny: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MMMMMMMMMMMATTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs his jar of dirt and dances around the room*
Me: *stares*
Orlando: *stares* Someone save me
Me: *inches up to him* Hakuna?
Orlando: *groans*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
