Director: Shoot!
Orlando: Jack....
Me: *enters singing obnoxiously* IF YOUR MARRIED TO O. B. CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!!! *claps hands repeatedly*
Orlando: no....just no....
Me: *smiles evilly* IF YOUR MARRIED TO O.B. CLAP YOUR HANDS!! *claps hands* IF YOUR MARRIED TO O.B. AND YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW IT IF YOUR MARRIED TO O. B. CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!! *claps hands again*
Orlando: ....no
Me: HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: *Stares*
Johnny: *stares*
Me: IF YOUR MARRIED TO O.B. KISS HIS FACE!!!!!!
Orlando:nnnnooooo!
Me: *runs up to him and kisses his face* IF YOUR MARRIED TO O.B. KISS HIS FACE!!! *kisses his face again
Orlando: *really irritated and has red lipstick stains all over his face*
Me: WOW!!! I LOVE THIS VERSE!!!!!!! IF YOUR MARRIED TO O.B. AND YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW IT IF YOU MARRIED TO O.B. KISS HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!! *kisses his face again*
Orlando: ............................................................
Me: You know, I am seriously tempted to sing that verse again!
Orlando: NO!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Yes. please don't!
Me: Do you not like it?
Johnny: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Director: *facepalms*
Me: I made the lyrics all by myself!
Orlando: *stares*
Director: *stares*
Filmer: *laughs evilly as he films*
Johnny: The song would be much better if it went like this
Orlando: ....oh great
Johnny: IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT DRINK SOME RUM!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs rum bottle from the director's hands*
Director: WHAT?!?!?!?!??!
Johnny: IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT DRINK SOME RUM! *drinks rum* IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND YOU WANT DAVY JONES TO KNOW IT IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT DRINK SOME RUM!!!!!!!!!!! *finishes the rum*
Me: *stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Director: not my rum......
Johnny: IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT SCREAM SAAVY!!!!!! *screams "saavy: at the top of his lungs* IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT SCREAM SAAVY!!! *screams it again* IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND YOU WANT DAVY JONES TO KNOW IT IF YOU GOT A JAR OF DIRT SCREAM SAAVY!!!!!! *screams saavy so loud his jar of dirt breaks* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GEORGIE!!!! STAY WITH ME !!!! DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!!
Me: I liked my version better.
Orlando: *inches away*
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