This is By AllTimeLow_Rulez_ (she wanted me to put alll of it down, yeah, so excuse some of the.....well you will know when you see it.)
Me: I’ve been thinking
Abbie: Oh really *Sarcasm*
Me: Yes
Abbie: About what: *fake interest*
Me: I know why Orlando and I are having problems
Orlando and Johnny enter
Johnny: What’s up?
Abbie: Apparently Pearl and Orlando are having relationship problems
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?!
Johnny: I didn’t even know they were together
Abbie: Neither did i
Orlando: BECAUSE WE ARE NOT!!!!!
Me: Oh quit denying it! See? I told you we’re having problems
Abbie: Pearl, calm down *changes subject* Orlando, I found your hair
Orlando: Oh thank god!
Abbie: mmmm….QUIT SHEDDING!!!!
Orlando: But I don’t
Abbie: Then what is this? *points to her shirt with his hair all over it*
Orlando:…uh…
Abbie: Exactly
Me: quit accusing my husband of shedding
Abbie: Well he is. He just admitted it.
Johnny: Has anyone seen Georgie?
Orlando: No one cares about your stupid dirt!!!
Abbie: Well someone’s on his monthly. Do you want me to go to the store and get you some tampons or do you prefer pads?
Orlando: What?!?!?! NO!!!!!!
Abbie: Than quit being mean. Oh and Johnny I saw Georgie over by the make up trailer.
Johnny: Thank you ABBIE for being HELPFUL unlike some people* refers to Orlando*
Abbie: Your welcome
Johnny: *exits*
Me: *stunned by what Abbie said did to her “husband”*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
