Director: Shoot!
Orlando: they..*he is interrupted by Johnny singing opera*
Johnny: OH THE WORLD IS CRUMBLING AROUND MEEEEEEEEEE
Me: *joins in on the piano*
Johnny: OOOHHH I PLACED IT ON THE COUNTER AND NOW IT IS GOOOONNE!!!!!! WHERE IS MY DIRT!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE!!!!????!?!?!?!?!
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: OOOHHHH I THINK IT WENT AWAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Orlando: Yeah it is cheating on you.
Johnny: *death stares* OOOHHHH SHUT UP ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Orlando: well
Johnny: I DON’T NEED YOUR INPUT ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL DIIIIIIIIRTTTT!!!!!!
Orlando: Your dirt sucks
Johnny: OH SHUT UP ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY DIRT IS NOT THE ONE WHO SUCKS IT ALL BE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Orlando: #offended
Johnny: I REMEMBER THE NIGHT I BROUGHT GEORGIE ROSES!!!!!!!
Orlando: Oh great
Johnny: THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL AMONGS ALL THAT DIRT! THE RED AND THE BROWN CLASHED IN COLOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!! BUT NOW MY BEAUTIFUL DIRT IS GOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Orlando: Sucks for you
Johnny: OOOOOH SHUT UP ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
