Johnny: PEARL!!! GET BACK IN HERE!!!!!
Me: NO!!!!!!
Orlando: *shoves me back into the room*
Johnny: kneel before me!
Me: HECK TO THE NO!!!
Johnny: You must apologize!
Me: And does that require kneeling?
Johnny: YES!
Me: *runs out of the room*'
Johnny: GET BACK IN HERE!!!!! *lets out a stream of curses*
Orlando: NO!!!! QUIT WITH THE CURSES!!!!!
Johnny: GET THAT SON OF A B--
Orlando: she is a girl!
Johnny: -_-
Orlando: Sorry, had to point that out
Johnny: GET THAT DAUGHTER OF DENATHOR BACK IN HERE!!!!!
Orlando: *runs out of the room*
Johnny: *strokes his jar of dirt* It will be alright, Georgie! I shall avenge you!
*Silence*
Johnny: ORLANDO!
*silence*
Johnny: ORLANDO!
*silence*
Johnny: ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO ORLANDO!!!!
Orlando: WHAT *enters the room draggin me behind him*
Johnny: aaaahhh, i see you have brought the mundane back.
Me: I SHALL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!! YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK!!!!
Johnny: *flares nose in frustration* YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO GEORGIE!!!
Me: *looks at Orlando for moral support*
Orlando: :-/
Me: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando: *whispers to me* What am i supposed to do?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Me: I dunno, but i will not apologize to a jar of dirt!
Johnny: SECRETS ARE MEANT FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
Orlando: .....
Me:.......
Johnny: NO WHISPERING!!!!!!!!!!! NOW PEARL!!! APOLOGIZE TO GEOGRIE
Me: *glances up at Orlando*
Orlando: *shrugs*
Me: I am sorry, Georgie.
Johnny: MUCH BETTER!!!!!!! NOW BOTH OF YOU, LEAVE ME AND GEORGIE TO OURSELVES!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
