For you who do not know what the game is i shall explain. The game is an on going game that is always going on. When you think of the game, you lose. To make others lose you tell them that you lost the game. And then they hate you! Got it?
Director: Shoot!
Elijah: I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor, though i do not know the way
Me: I lost the game
Everyone: *stares*
Me: SUCKERS!!!!
LATER
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: The elves started it, the waking of the trees
Me: *enteres and screams* I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!
Orlando: Awe come on! I just went 30 minutes without thinking of it!
Viggo: Oh, 30 minutes....cause that is just so long
Orlando: Well it is with her around
Director: CUT!!
LATER
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: Lembas, elvish waybread, one small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man
Me: *walks by casually* the game
Orlando: UGH!!!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
LATER
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: *kills oliphant*
Me: THE GAME!!!!!
Orlando: What will it take for you to stop saying that?!?!?!
Me: If you kiss me i'll stop
Orlando: I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
