Direcotr: Shoot!
Orlando: I should have told you from the moment i met you.... i love you
Me: OMG!!! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO BEFORE?!?!??!
Orlando: ....uhhh
Director: CUT!!! PEARL YOUR SUPPOSED TO REMAIN SILENT!!!!
Me: How do you expect a girl wh ojust found out that the love of her life loves her back to remain silent?!?!?!?!?!?
Director: stick to the script
Me: I think these lines suck
Orlando: oh boy...
Director: *face getting red*
Me: Who came up with these lines anyway?
Director: *seething*
(Johnny runs in carrying the jar of dirt being chased by an ostrich)
Johnny: AAAAHHHH!
Orlando: *raises his eyebrow
*
Director: *stares* WHO LET THE OSTRICH IN HERE?!?!?!?
Johnny: *running and screaming*
Me: Well it was roaming in the parking lot and i thought it would be rude to not let him in.
Orlando: It's a bird.
Me: You point? It has feeilings.
Orlando: *sigh*
Me: Well you said that trees had feelings.
Orlando: I did what now?!?!?!
Me: You told Gimlii that trees had feelings.
Orlando: THAT WAS THE FREAKEN LINE!!!
Me: Well you said it
Orlando: *stares* i was acting
Me: YOU SAID IT!!! ADMIT YOUR SIN!!!!
Orlando: Uhhhh
Me: *death stare*
Orlando: Director?
Director: *on the floor with an empty bottle of rum in his hand*
Orlando: ....crap...
(Johnny is screaming and running around the set with his dirt)
Johnny: SAVE ME FROM THIS SAVAGE BEAST!!!
Me: IT HAS FEELINGS!!!
Johnny: WELL I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!!!!
Orlando: *seeing that i am distracted runs out*
5 seconds later
Orlando: *runs back in being chased by a lion*
Orlando: AAAHHHH!!!! WHO LET THE LION IN HERE!??!?!?!?!
Me: ....
Orlando :PEARL!!!!!
Me: Dont hurt him... he is a nice lion.
Orlando: THAN WHY IS HE CHASING ME??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
Me: ... because you are attractive
Orlando: THIS IS A MALE LION!!!!
Me: ....
Orlando: AND NO I DID NOT CHECK!!!! IT HAS A MANE!!!
Me: are you saying that women are hairless?
Orlando: NO!!! FEMLE LIONS DO NOT HAVE A MANE!!!
Me: SEXIST!!!!
Orlando: NO!!! IM NOT!!!! THIS IS SCIENCE!!!!1
Me: You like science?
Orlando: I HAPPEN TO KNOW A FEW THINGS!!!!
(Johnny runs into a wall, drops the dirt th ostrich jumps on top of Johnny and using it's beak breaks the jar of dirt open)
Johnny: MY DIRT!!! GET AWAY YOU FOUL BEAST!!!!
Me: IT HAS FEELINGS!!!
Johnny: I DON'T CARE!!!!
Me: Orlando, what else do you know?
Orlando: TO RUN AWAY FROM LIONS!!!!
Me: WILL YOU MARRY ME!?!?!?!?
Orlando: IM A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!!!!
Me: YOU DIDNT SAY NO!!!!!!
Orlando: ....NO!!!!
Me: I still love you!!!
Orlando: THAN STOP THIS DANG LION!!!
Me: He's having fun.
Orlando: I'M NOT!!!!
Me: *watches Orlando run around the set being chased by the lion. Watches Johnny grapple with the Ostrich, opening its beak and gettiing all the dirt out*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
