Devising a Plan

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Brooke: I will drive over there okay! Just make sure you let me in!! I dont want to be confused as a crazed fangirl!

Me: *sarcasm* How could anyone come to that conclusion about you!

Brooke: *sighs* *hangs up on me*

Me: Wellll......... *goes to the entrance of the set and waits*

*screaming can still be heard*

Brooke: *gets there*

Me: *lets her in*

Brooke: Okay! So I have a whole bunch of sledge hammers in my car if we need them!

Me: *rubs chin thoughtfully* You know, I think you are onto something.

Brooke: Of course I am! 

Me: -_-

Brooke: But after we get Orlando out we need to get Johnny too

Me: ....................................why?

Brooke: because he is a part of the cast!

Me: HE IS A JAIL BREAKAWAY!!!

Brooke: He was in jail?

Me: More than 100 times!!!

Brooke: O.o wow, the media really blocks things

Me: ya think!

Brooke: Well, still. We need to get him out also!

Me: Fine. Whatever!

Brooke: *grins evilly* You dont think as another reward.....

Me: *interupts* NO!!!!

Brooke: YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!!

Me: You were going to ask to kiss Johnny!

Brooke: .......................

Me: Yeah, that's right! I know stuff!

Brooke: *glowers at me*

Me: :P

Brooke: *scoffs* I'm still gonna do it

Me; Fine! Whatever! I dont care anymore!

Brooke: *grins evilly*

Me: Okay! We need to come up with a plan to get them out of the mobs!

Brooke: Who says we need a plan! We could just go out there with our sledgehammers and knock them all out!!! Simple as that

M: Fangirls strike back. Trust me, I would know. We need to get somesort of sleeping gas

Brooke: Or toxic...

Me: BROOKE!!!!

Brooke: What?

Me: DO YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL!?!?!?!

Brooke:.....no

Me: THAN DONT SAY SUCH THINGS YA DIPSTICK!!!

Brooke: *crosses arms* fine!

Me:  Okay, no toxic gas. I say a sleeping gas.

Brooke: And how are we gonna do that?

Me: Idk....

Brooke: See? We cant do that!

Me: HOW WERE YOU GOING TO GET THE TOXIC GAS????

Brooke:...........................................idk

Me: *sighs exasperated* 

Brooke: .......................

Me: I have an idea!!!!!!

Brooke: What?

Me: Most Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp fans aren't into One Direction or Justin Bieber!

Brooke: Your point?

Me: WE NEED TO BLAST THAT MUSIC EVERYWHERE!!! THEY WILL DIE!!!

Brooke: I thought you didnt want to go to jail!

Me: Yeah...well its just jb and 1d

Brooke: That is worse than toxic gases

Me: TOO BAD!!!! WE ARE DOING THIS!!

Brooke: So....no sledgehammers???

Me: .............................bring them a long for the ones that like Jb and 1D.

Brooke: *nods happily* YESH!!!!!

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