Direcotr: Shoot!
Johnny: Well than, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships pick up a crew in Tortuga to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasily guts out.
Me: Ain't that the truth!
Johnny: *smiles* precisely! *confused expression* wait...you dont have a line there.
Me: ....
Orlando: *taking the director's place.... the director had passed out from all the rum* she always has to say something
Me: Do not!
Orlando: Do to!
Me: Do not!
Orlando: Do to!
Me: Do...
Johnny: Quit it! We all know that Pearl cannot keep her mouth shut...
Me: But...
Johnny: *hold up pointer finger to silence me* and we all know that i am amazing!
Orlando: *stares*
Me: *stares*
Orlando: Im more amazing
Johnny: Are not!
Orlando: Am to!
Johnny: Are not!
Orlando: Am to!
Johnny: Are not!
Orlando: Am to!
Johnny: Are..
Me: We all know that i am the most amazing!
Johnny: No ya aint!
Orlando: yeah, you cant even keep your mouth shut! no self control!
Me: I can keep my mouth shut and i do have self control!
Orlando: Silent game starting...NOW!
Johnny: *holds his jar of dirt and is stroking it*
Me: *looking at Johnny* You're weird.
Orlando: I told you you couldnt keep your mouth shut!
Johnny: Looks like you couldn't either. I win!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
