Me: *stares at Gollum in shock*
Johnny: *stares at Gollum in shock*
Orlando: *stares at Gollum in shock*
Gollum: *licks his lips* Hmmmm not quite as tasty as the doctor, but still, very satisfactorily.
Me: YOU FLIPPIN ATE HIM!!!!!!!!
Johnny: How did he even fit in your mouth? *examins Gollum's jaw*
Orlando: Uh....Johnny....you might not want to get that close.....
Johnny: ppppffffffttttt! He would never eat me!!!!
Me: uhhh....im not so sure about that, Johnny.....
Gollum: *pounces* WE LOVES THE JOHNNY DEPP!!! WE LOVES TO EAT HIM!!!!
Johnny: *screaming* NO NO NO!!! HELP!!!!!!
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?! I AM NOT GETTING NEAR THAT THING!!!
Me: *crinkles my nose* eeeewwwww this is so gross
Gollum: *all of Johnny is inside of him, except for his leg, which is hanging out of his mouth and twitching violently*
Orlando: Bloody.....
Me: Hell.......
Gollum: *slurps up Johnny's leg* *burps* Yum Yum! Johnny is even more scrupulous than Doctor!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
