Director: Shoot!
Orlando: Elvish way bread. One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man.
Me: *enters carrying a bowl of icing* Icing is sooo much better.
Orlando:…um
Me: *starts digging into the icing and with her hands and stuffing it in her mouth* MMMMMMHHHHMMMMMM
Orlando: *Stares*
Me: *has icing all over my face* MMMM Delicious!
Orlando:……errr
Me: *holds out a stick handful* Ya want some?
Orlando: *backs away* Uh…..no
Me: It is good
Orlando: NO!!!
Johnny: *enters* Has anyone seen Georgie?
Orlando: What are you doing here? We are filming the Fellowship of the Ring
Johnny: So?
Orlando: You are not in it
Johnny: *offended* …well….
Me: Ya want some icing?
Johnny: HECK YEAH!!!!
They both stuff their faces with the icing
Orlando: *watches in disgust* eeewwww
Johnny: *looks over at a pot of roses on a window sill* Hey Orlando, could you pass me the roses?
Orlando: *looks suspiciously at Johnny* Why?
Johnny: FLOWERS AND ICING TASTE SO GOOD TOGETHER!!!!
Orlando: I am not giving you the flowers
Johnny: GIVE ME THE FLOWERS!!!!
Orlando: No!
Johnny: Very well *throws a handful of icing at Orlando’s head*
The icing splatters in Orlando’s hair
Orlando: NO!!!! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!! IT WILL BE ALL STICKY AND KNOTTY!!!!!!
Johnny: Well you could always lick all the sugar off
Orlando:…..I will not lick my hair
Johnny: *elbows me* He will probably need to borrow the rose scented conditioner again
Me: No, he hasn’t returned it yet
Johnny: Embrace your inner femininity Orlando!
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: As I was saying, hand me the flowers.
Orlando: Fine! *hands Johnny the flowers*
Johnny: AAAHH YES!!!!! *starts dipping the rose petals into the icing and eating them* *hands one to me* Try one
Me: *tries it* MMMMHHHHMMMMM
Orlando: UUGGGHHH!!! YOU GUYS ARE GROSS!!!
Johnny: *examines the flower pot* Wait…is this Georgie?
Orlando:…..
Johnny: WHY IS GEORGIE BEING USED AS A FLOWER POT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: Georgie is nice soil
Johnny: *starts singing Miss Independent* That’s why I love herrrr!
Orlando: *stares*
Me: *continues to eat the icing*
YOU ARE READING
If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
