Requested by: literally no one
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(idk some stuff might be Headcanons :P)
Gnarpy walks into the elevator and walks in on Wallter and Mark making out
"WHAT- Aren't you two zuppozed to be divorced?!"
"Shut up, Gnarpy!" Mark shouts
"NO YOU FUCKING ZKITTLE"
"What is that even supposed to mean?" Wallter asks
They continue making out while Poob stood there watching.
"Don b homophobic!"
"WHY NOT" Gnarpy protests
"Bc it's mean :("
"CRY BOUT IT!"
"PLEAZE TELL ME ZOMEONE ELZE RELATEZ. PLEAZE."
Gnarpy looks around the room.
"Uhh, nope." Split said, standing on the other end of the elevator next to Bive.
"I hate to admit it, but I'm gonna admit it just to piss you off. I like men." Pest said.
"1M G@Y T0O! XD"
"DRRETRO?!" Gnarpy said
"Meow, meow maiu mew (Sorry, I like women.)"
"Spud.. neither men or women sound so bad.. Spud."
"LGBTQ+ people are cool!" Prototype said.
"I think everyone is attractive in their own ways." Pilby spoke up.
"I like pans" Gregoriah said.
"WHAT THE FUCK. IZN'T THERE ANYONE ON THIZ GOD FORBIDDEN ELEVATOR THAT IZN'T LGBTQ?!?!"
Unpleasant who had been mewing in the corner of the elevator the whole time began slowly sliding towards Gnarpy.
Once they were directly in front of xem, they stared into xeir eyes.
"Bro is just sad they couldn't rizz up a therian girlfriend 🤣"
"I didn't azk for YOUR opinion, rectangle!" Gnarpy said.
"I know your problem, buster. You have NO BITCHES, A LEVEL ZERO GYATT, NO RIZZ, YOU DONT MEW, AND YOU DONT EVEN EAT SKIBIDI SLICERS."
Gnarpy just stared at them long and hard, completely broken and confused by what they just said.
"What the fu-"
"ADMIT IT! YOU ANTI-SIGMA!"
"Thatz it. I'm leaving." Gnarpy said before turning and exiting the elevator.
"I'm just the most sigma of them all 😎🥶🥱🐺" Unpleasant stated.
"I think my brain is rotting." Pest said.
"That's just my skibidi aura!"
"Get away from me." Pest hissed.
"Well, they got rid of Gnarpy, I'll give them that." Mark said.
"G0oD R1D@nc3!"
Lampert sighed "Is it too late to jump or-"
(RRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGGAHAHAHAHHAHAHA)
Happy pride month pookies 😊🏳️🌈 (it's fucking 23 days into June already 😭)
I felt silly
Hehe yes
:3
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