Madness: DxD

Anon

Rossweisse: If this place has rats, I'm teleporting out.

Legend: Used to know a powerful sorceress whose only weakness were rats.

You used to know a lot of women. Shame most of them are buried or hate you now. I admire the consistency.

We approached the counter. Seated on a high stool, swirling a glass of suspiciously pink liquid is Azazel.

Azazel: Oh, look who crawled in. Professor Valkyrie and the apocalypse in a trench coat. Did you two finish your fuck session?

Rossweisse: We did not do anything!

Legend: Bartender. Give me whiskey and some mac and cheese.

Bartender: You got it. Nice googles by the way.

He's lying. He's wondering how much blood they've seen.

Azazel: I'm surprised. I thought your schedule didn't allow for "impractical social outings."

Rossweisse: This is serious. Y/N was attacked in broad daylight.

Legend: Since when did you two get so friendly?

Azazel: Oh please, we bonded some time ago. She helped me with paperwork.

Rossweisse: It is irresponsible for the leader of the Fallen Angels to not stamp his own orders.

Azazel: So, what's this about getting attacked?

Rossweisse: Is it okay if the bartender hears this?

Legend: Ran into some Youkai faction morons yesterday. Claimed I kidnaped their leader.

Azazel: You? Kidnap someone? That's cute. You don't even like small talk.

You don't need words to get what you want. That's what makes you dangerous. And so, so... interesting.

Rossweisse: What did you do?

Legend: Did what any responsible person would have done in that situation. Beat some sense into them.

Azazel: That sounds more like you.

Rossweisse: Did they back off?

Legend: No. Had to do what comes natural. I bet the chaos brigade had something to do with the kidnapping.

Azazel: This does explain why the Youkai went quiet all of a sudden. I'll talk with the other factions about it. You should sniff around too.

Or you could burn their headquarters to the ground. It's faster. More satisfying. I could help you light the match.

As me and Azazel had a serious conversation Rossweisse gulped down my whiskey. Just what is this woman thinking.

Legend: Damn it, Rossweisse. I was about to drink that.

Rossweisse: It's one drink.

Legend: Yeah, that I paid for. You alright there? Starting to lose balance.

Rossweisse: I am fine.

Azazel: Oh no. That means she's absolutely not fine.

Rossweisse's cheeks start flushing almost immediately. Her posture loosens, then slouches. She turned to me, squinting like she's trying to solve a riddle.

Rossweisse: You've got... a very sharp face. Like geometrically. How do you even shave? With a sword?

Legend: Lady. I'm wearing a mask. Are you seriously this drunk? It was just one shot of whiskey.