No Safe Floors

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The hallway smells like gun oil, cheap incense, and something died twice. I knock once. Hard. The door rattles like it wants to escape this place more than I do.

Cherri Bomb stands there barefoot, hair like a grenade went off in it. Her oner eye half-open.

 Her oner eye half-open

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Cherri: ...Harbinger?

She blinks. Looks me up and down. I'm still me. That seems to confirm it.

She looks surprised. Messy. Alive. That's new for Hell before noon.

Cherri: Shit—uh—hi! Wow. You look... exactly the same.

Y/N: You look like you lost a fight with a couch.

She snorts, steps aside immediately.

Cherri: Come in, come in... don't just stand there like a hitman cliché... Okay, bad phrasing. Still, come in.

The place is a disaster. Craters in the wall. Empty bottles. Bomb parts used as décor. Hasn't changed much in thirteen years.

She kicks a pile of clothes away from a chair.

Cherri: Uh, sorry. I literally just woke up. You want something? Tea? Coffee? Acid?

Y/N: Coffee.

She lights up like she just got a compliment from the president.

Cherri: Oh thank fuck. Normal choice. Black?

Y/N: Yeah. No sugar or milk.

She shuffles to the kitchen. I sit. The chair groans but doesn't break. Mutual respect.

Cherri: I've also got leftovers! Some kinda... noodle thing? Might still be good.

She slides a questionable container toward me. I open it. Smells intoxicating.

Food is fuel. Poison is also fuel.

I eat. Chew. Swallow.

Cherri: ...Wow. You're actually eating it.
I kinda thought you'd, like, sniff it and go "this is poisonous" or something.

Y/N: I'm immune.

Cherri: To... what... poison?

Y/N: To most things.

She watches me chew like it's the most fascinating thing she's seen all week.

She hands me coffee. It's strong. Good.

Y/N: I need a favor.

She stiffens. Just a little.

Cherri: Right. There it is. Who am I pointing you at?

Y/N: Ever hear of Zeezi?

Her eyes widen. She laughs once. Nervous.

Cherri: Ohhh. Oh, you're serious. You're really just speedrunning the Overlord population, huh?

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