Madness: DxD

Trivial Matter

Irina: I'm so so so sorry!

I am tired, and angry. Luckily for me I can release my anger on Irina. Girl apparently had a change of heart and decided that not all devils are bad. I bet Michel convinced her to forgive Xenovia and the others. Irina, Rias, and Akeno were sitting at a table, with me standing upright looking down on them. Especially Irina.

Akeno: Are you complaining about us dressing like this? We only had good intentions.

Y/N: Your "good intention" nearly demolished my estate.

Rias: It's her fault!

Akeno: But we didn't. Because you stopped us by revealing that hard and big treasure you keep hidden away~

Lately that treasure keeps getting outside its box.

Irina: Every time I close my eyes I see it...

Y/N: One thing bothers me. Rias, why'd you dress as a witch?

Good question. How'd she know about your secret fetish?

Rias: I thought you'd like it.

Irina: It is strange how she immediately asked for a witch costume.

Very strange.

Y/N: Do not. Lie. To me.

Rias: Issa told me you like these kinds of outfits! Please don't look at me like that...

Look at me instead. That face of yours turns me on.

Akeno: You do? Maybe I should wear one too~

Y/N: For the sake of my sanity and your longterm health, don't. Where's Amber?

Rias: She's still asleep.

Irina: Hey Y/N, you're not mad at me are you?

Y/N: Not entirely, but please do elaborate why you believed crossdressing was the best way to show gratitude.

Guess she's not as pure we thought.

Irina: I read some magazines about it one time.

Akeno: Oh? What kind of magazines?

Irina: (blushing) Definitely not sinful magazines! (nervous laughter)

Look at that, she's even worse at lying than Asia.

Y/N: Changing subject, for how long do you plan to stay for?

Irina: Not very long. I have to leave tonight. Brother Michael needs me.

Y/N: You work for him now?

Irina: Yes! He even made me into his ace! Wait! I just remembered something! He told me to give you these!

She handed me a poorly written letter. Let's see here. Interesting, he contacted people in California who might know more about this mysterious hero squad. Even gave me an address. This is helpful. Need to schedule a visit there as soon as possible.

I'm not complaining. Never liked Nevada.

Rias: Y/N, there's something I wanted to talk to you about.