Madness: DxD

Devising

Ash: (coughing) Congratulations, Blade. You've officially pissed off the Dragon of Dreams and warped us to the middle of nowhere.

Legend: Could've just said 'thank you' for not killing you. I mean, I do this kinda thing freelance.

Ash: You did not kill me. You sealed me. That's worse. Do you have any idea what's it like being tethered to some walking brute in a trench coat?

Legend: Yeah. I looked in a mirror once. Wasn't impressed either.

Ash: This is serious. That chain is unbreakable using conventional means. We're linked now.

Can't you just kill her now? She's starting to annoy me.

Legend: Wonderful. We're co-workers now. Do I get dental?

Ash: Only if I bite your arm off.

Legend: Charming.

I'm starting to dislike her. She teleported us to the wrong location but it wasn't too far from headquarters. Luckily there weren't too many people on the streets. Those who were tried their best to avoid eye contact with me.

I wonder why.

Ash: Let us hurry. If we're lucky no one will bat an eye.

Legend: If we're lucky, I wake up, and this was all a dream caused by radiation poisoning.

Ash: (smirks) You're insufferable.

Legend: Takes one world-ending monster to know another.

Somewhere in Henderson

Home sweet home. I'm hungry and thirsty. The kitchen should have all I need so I went there and sat on a chair, taking my mask and googles off with no reaction whatsoever from Ash.

Y/N: All that power and not once did she think to conjure a damn sandwich.

Ash: Excuse you, I offered to incinerate the hunger out of you.

Y/N: I prefer my organs uncharred.

Just as I opened the fridge door and prepared to devour half of its contents Rias and the rest showed up. Great, so much for silence.

Rias: So. You fought the most powerful being in the Dimensional Gap... and lived.

Akeno: Correction. You beat her.

Silly.

Kiba: Hey, what's with the chain?

Koneko: What's with her? Why is she walking around like nothing happened?

Irina: That's Great Red! That's her, right there!

Xenovia: You managed to defeat Great Red? As expected from the Legend of the Night.

Rossweisse: The dimensional backlash from that fight is still stabilizing! What the hell happened out there?!

The what now? And she wonders why she's single.

I took a long sip of water before responding. Truth be told I don't even know how to respond.

Y/N: Family disagreement.

Hm. Good response. They all looked at me without further questions. Good.