Expansion: Eviction Notice

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I'm still standing. That's the important part.

The Underworld around me is tearing itself back together like it regrets letting me in. The Auditor is gone. Or at least I hope she is.

My coat is shredded. My goggles are ruined. Blood's running down my arm, warm and annoying. I ignore it. I always do.

Legend: I need food.

Static cuts through the air. Old. Grainy. Like a radio tuned between stations.

Someone claps. Slow. Deliberate.

Demon: Bravo! Truly spectacular! I haven't seen a performance like that since the Wall Street Crash

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Demon: Bravo! Truly spectacular! I haven't seen a performance like that since the Wall Street Crash. Oh, what a show that was!

Legend: If you're here to avenge her, you missed your cue.

The static intensifies. A tall shape steps into view when I finally look. Red suit. Antlers. Smile stretched far past friendly.

Demon: Perhaps it'd be best if I introduce myself. My name is Alastor, but you may know me as the radio demon.

Legend: I know you.

Alastor: Ah! Recognition! Always gratifying.

Legend: Thirteen years.

Alastor: (tilting his head) Hmm?

Legend: Was looking for you. A long time ago.

Yeah, I remember. This guy had panties in his drawers. Pretty sure he was stalking me.

Alastor: And yet here you are! Still breathing. Still unpleasantly intact.

Legend: Didn't need you in the end.

Alastor: Oh, I noticed! You took the scenic route. Stole a very important book and enraged a very important person. How delightful.

I glance at the ghostly token I got after beating Auditor.

Legend: Recognize this?

Alastor's eyes flick to it. His grin sharpens.

Alastor: Ahhh. That. You see, my resilient friend, eldritch beings are a dreadful nuisance. Kill one body and, poof! Another dreams itself into existence. Like cockroaches with existential dread.

Legend: I know that much.

Alastor: That seal is a guarantee. A final period at the end of a very long, very annoying sentence. With it... the Auditor stays dead, if you defeat her again.

Interesting. Should frame it.

Legend: Is that real?

Alastor: As death itself! Which I assure you, I'm quite familiar with.

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