Sleeping

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Merritt Island can only go to sleep when she's locked up the attic, and the basement, and the windows, and the door to Peter Kirkland's bedroom so she knows that her boyfriend can't sneak out and get himself in the middle of something deadly.

Texas can only go to sleep when America says that, no, his root beer didn't give him food poisoning.

Alaska can only go to sleep once he is sure that that punch he gave Texas, did indeed break his nose.

California can only go to sleep after watching commercials about grapes.

Manitoba can only go to sleep after petting his shovel, and saying, "It's okay, Shovelly, Manitoba's here." about 72 times.

Saskatchewan can only go to sleep if he has his pitchfork tied, taped, glued, stapled, and tied, to his shirt. Or his hand. Or at least his pillow.

Alberta can only go to sleep after watching football. Then some hockey. And finally some baseball.

Kayakland can only go to sleep if she has her UNWRINKLED blanket, pillows, and pyjamas on. If anything is wrinkled, no sleep for her.

HetaIsland can only go to sleep once she has locked the door of her room, with her brothers in it. They can't go out into the hall at night. Not when her dad is there.

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