Michigan

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Michigan hates Alfred. Michigan is a weak person, who isn't exactly cut out for mental or physical activity. He was never the best at anything, barely even good at things.
So what do he and America have in common?
Michigan's tendency to finish something, run to the couch, and jump on it with no regard for who is sitting on it, and yell, "OH YEAH, TERIYAKI BAST*RDS. FREEDOM!!!!!"

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