Just so you know, I don't know what the f*ck just exploded in my mind when I wrote this, it may have been an avocado but I don't know.
*important meeting occurring*
Texas: *walks in* Just came to steal Cuba's food, carry on with your meeting.
Cuba: WHAT? YOU AREN'T STEALING MY FOOD WITHOUT A FIGHT, YOU FUCKFACE!
Texas: Okay then we'll fight and then I steal your food how does that sound?
Cuba: GEHVE MEH MIYE EFOOHOOD!!!
Texas: No! *tosses Cuba's lunchbox out the window*
Cuba: GEV MEH ET.
Texas: no.
Cuba: *randomly attacks Texas 'cause he stole cuba's food*
Louisiana: *walks in* I heard shouts... *sees them fighting* OH MY GOSH!
Louisiana: GOOOOO CUBA!!!! CUBA CUBA CUBA!
Texas: My own sister! MY OWN SISTER!!!
Colorado: GUYS CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN? We're having a meeting about politicians, and I would like to be able to hear everyone's viewp-
Colorado: wtf why are you fighting?
Cuba: HEEEEE STOWLE MIYE FOOWD.
Colorado: ......so that means you have a Thomas and Friends lunchbox with Dora the Explorer Tupperware, right?
Cuba: YOU MEANIE I'M TELLING!
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanfictionHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
