Scary Mary(land)

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All the countries are pretty scared of Maryland. For this particular reason.

It was Sunday morning, the air crisp and warm, warm for November, at least. Mary was waking up to an illness. She had called her friend Michigan over because she was sick and Michigan brought all the countries, everyone having a get well card for Mary.

"WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL YOU IDIOT I DIDNT FRIGGIN ASK FOR EVERYONE I ASKED FOR YOU. UGHHHH. ALL OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CUT YOUR FACE OFF. OKAY????"

"Well someone has an illness temper," Florida remarked, rolling her eyes.

"CAN IT FLORIDA. IF I WASNT SICK, YOU'D. BE. D-E-A-D." Maryland snapped.

The countries all slowly backed away from Maryland, some of them grabbing states and dragging them away, too. Maryland groaned. "MICHIGANNNNN. I SAID YOU COME HERE... UUUUUGHHHH."

Yeah....let's say the Soviets are too afraid to go to Maryland's.

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