Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)

Promise

These are funny Hetalia character "I promise to remember ______'s." Part one of two.

I promise to remember America when watching a superhero movie.

I promise to remember England when someone's cooking is bad.

I promise to remember France when someone says something pervy.

I promise to remember Russia when I see vodka.

I promise to remember China while watching a martial arts movie.

I promise to remember Canada when I get a kick-a hair curl.

I promise to remember Germany when I'm mad at someone.

I promise to remember Japan when I pronounce "l" as "r."

I promise to remember Italy when I eat pasta.

I promise to remember Prussia when I take a selfie and it's awesome.

I promise to remember Romano when I'm on my period.

I promise to remember Spain when I eat a tomato.

I promise to remember Sealand when a British person is a jerk.

I promise to remember Wy when I am annoyed by dudes.

I promise to remember Seborga when I am stuck somewhere.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein when I have a hair ribbon.

I promise to remember Switzerland when I get my first gun.

I promise to remember Austria when I play an instrument.

I promise to remember Cuba when I am mad at an American.

I promise to remember Belarus when I feel a bit obsessive.

I promise to remember Ukraine when I have "Those problems."

I promise to remember Sweden when I don't feel like talking.

I promise to remember Finland when I am/have a wife.

I promise to remember Denmark when I have wacky hair.

I promise to remember Iceland when I break school rules.

I promise to remember Norway when I accidentally make fire.

I promise to remember Hungary when I am intensely short.

I promise to remember Turkey when arguing over a Japanese person.

I promise to remember Greece when I think of cats.

I promise to remember Flying Mint Bunny when I help a British guy.

I promise to remember Kumajiro when someone pronounces my name wrong.

I promise to always remember the amazing world of Hetalia, and defend our fandom under any circumstances. I promise that I will not make any England x Guy-Who-Killed-Cuba fan-fictions, or any "Why Hetalia Sucks" books, because that is non-existant. I promise to make an OC if I hadn't already and I promise to watch every Hetalia episode, whether it's a good or bad time. I promise, that I was Hetalia. I will be Hetalia. I am Hetalia.