"Dafuq do you want?"

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Once, in the 5th grade, Manitoba failed a math test. Unfortunately he had a bad teacher that smacked your hand with a leather strap if you fail. Now, he called Manitoba to his desk, and Manitoba was scared because he didn't hit, vandalize, something bad. So he leaned over to the teacher and said, "Dafuq do you want, f'cktarded dipsh't?! Okay. I swore. Now you have rights to hit me."
"Manitoba, I was just gonna ask you to regroup on question 12."
"Oh. Fück."


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