Let us he honest here: Alberta is horrible at talking on the phone...
It was Cuba's birthday today. Unfortunately, birthdays are testing days for Alberta's phone skills. Many have gotten offended by his horrible communication skills, so he tried calling Alabama, who he randomly hated, trying to disturb him, but that ended up with Alabama thinking Alberta wanted to have sex with him, when in reality, Alberta wanted to stab him.
"Hello, Cuba! Tu un pütamadre de caraho! Adios!" Alberta told Cuba, who, at his party, was glowing red with rage. Romano started screaming in terror as the Cuban's face turned dark red, a purple aura practically growing on it. He marched out of his house, phone still in hand, to Alberta's house. Let's just say things did not end good.
Translation: You are a bastard of shit!
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanfictionHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
