Elections

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Every time, in the Canadian election:

Manitoba: YEAH, THATS F'CKING RIGHT, B'TCH! GET RID OF THE F'CK ASS MEDIOCRE PRIME MINISTER WE F'CKING HAVE.

Alberta: *watching a show on TV, ignoring the election*

Saskatchewan: *sleeping at a water fountain, holding his pitchfork*

Quebec: You bastards better have voted for MY people.

Yukon: Hell naw, I'm not going to some cheap-ass election.

NWT: (who's much older than Nunavut) UUUUGHHH I DONT WANNA GO....

Nunavut: We have to, we must select the a Prime Minister.

The American Election:

Texas: •3• They elected a Texan...looking good today...okay....

Alaska: Texan douchebag.....ugh, I need chips.

Wyoming: I AM SO GONNA WJN, WINSCONSIN!

Winsconsin: THAT AIN'T HAPPENING, CRAP ASS.

Montana: GUYS /_\ I feel like a Canadian....

Canada: You do? Oh, good, let's get you maple sy-

New York: THIS IS THE FREAKING AMERICAN ELECTION.

Canada: Technically I am North Amer-

Georgia: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

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