Middle Earth is usually a really nice person - at least she isn't like Belarus over Russia, with her and England. But whenever England leaves, she'll lock all the windows and doors, and for ten minutes, swear in German because of all the wars "she" has caused and had.
Germany is afraid of her for this.
This is why he doesn't like war.
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Canada once had a cell phone. Now he uses America's. Why? Well, he's broke. He's broke because once, he said something to Siri, and Siri swore at him for 28 minutes. He'd start crying and then throw the cell phone out the window. The process has repeated 7 times.
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Romano never went to the beach after he learned what "lol" meant. This is because once he saw the "CAUTION: DROWNING POSSIBLE. SWIM AT YOUR RISK." sign. The words "DROWNING POSSIBLE" were underneath a picture of a drowning guy.
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And he was like, 'WTF HOW THE HELL IS DROWNING FUNNY?!"
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The FACE family get drunk on New Years. Since France never had a New Year's Resolution, once America was able to drink, he made France get drunk on New Years. Then he and Canada taped and photographed it and said, "Your goal, is not to be that guy." whenever France didn't have a goal.
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanfictionHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
