Jumping

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Poland has a strange habit of jumping whenever someone mentions sushi. He normally excuses himself to use the bathroom, and then begins jumping insanely. On one occasion, Canada and Estonia witnessed Poland jumping, and Estonia spoke up.


"Poland— why are you jumping?" Estonia had asked in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Japan's, except without the accent.


"Aah!" Poland shrieked, not knowing that Estonia had saw him jumping. "I have this, like, thing, where I have to jump, or else I won't be as FAB as a Polish person. Like, my population, is like, so fab. I need to fab up to be fabber. You do that by jumping." Poland had explained. Estonia stared at him with a strange look on his face. Canada thought, 'This guy's nuts.'

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