Quotes

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"To have the awesome capital is to be like Prussia: Awesome. 'Therefore, I bestow upon you, the capital city of the United States of America. You, Washington D.C., are the most amazing thing in the universe, the most brilliant thing to ever happen in American, as well as the world's, history.' HELL YEAH BISH WHO'S THE BOSS ME WASHINGTON D.C. YEAHHHHH!!!" - Washington D.C.

"Today will be the day we make the biggest decision of our lives. The decision that'll change American history forever. Frosted Flakes or Cheerios." - Alaska

"For the last time, WE ONLY SELL SOUP TO SEXY PEOPLE!" - Florida

"OH YEAH BABY YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH I EFFING DID A PUSH-UP-wait that's not impressive WHY AM I ALIVE." - New Mexico

"GIMME BACK MY DIET OXYGEN." - Minnesota

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