Poland is the leader of a group.
Fem!America, Fem!France, and Taiwan are also part of the group.
The group is called "The Four."
The Four is made of four super sassy bitches who always make it their duty to completely overuse the words "Like" and "Totally."
They completely despise gluten, and they call people who they dislike "Nitches." That basically means "Non-Four (not a part of the Four) Bitches," but since with an F it would be "NFitches" and "Nitch" is REALLY catchy, they use "Nitch."
They call anyone who consumes gluten a "Glut'nitch," or, "Gluten-Nitch."
They have a club anthem that goes like this:
We are the gluten-free gals and guy!
We call ourselves the Four!
Our job is to, like, make sure
That gluten is no more!
We are sassy as hell bitches
We call our en-mies Nitches,
And everyone who we dislike,
Our club basically ditches!
We tot'lly skip letters in speech
And replace them with apostrophes
Because, like, we can do that,
So, like, we totally will!
Gluten is our enemy, 'cause gluten is a Nitch,
And anybody who consumes it will wake up in a ditch!
We also like, love sarcasm, and we use it all the time,
But not when hating gluten, or when making up a rhyme!
We are the gluten free gals and guy
We call ourselves the Four!
And our totally fab association
Will be forevermore!
We are The Four!
We are The Four!
We are THE FOUR!
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanfictionHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
